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excuse me while I vomit.

before I go smoke about my morning

so at 3 am I get all the way to uptown and I realize I DONT HAVE KEYS. AGAIN!

I get enough courage to hop on a trash can and look over my gate but the spiked top doesn’t seem like something I wanna fuck with. 

So I hop a cab and head back to the hostel. 

Now at 10 am my phone dies right outside of my place, no one can hear me yelling out front and I’m just so fucking tired that I say FUCK IT and hop the spiked fence. 

I’m currently dealing with a 6-10 pain level gash on my inner thigh and lemme tell you, when I heard it go in, I switched into survival mode and fucking tetrised my way down.

Sure, I’m bleeding but I’m not a fucking quitter! Like a champ, I am dressing my wound and well, smoking about this shit because I definitely impaled myself on a fucking fence. 

shit’s wild. 

Capricorn women are practical in nature, with strong opinions and a generosity that seems ready to flow at the drop of a hat. Such a woman is mysteriously charming and feminine at times, while at others seeming cold and distant.