February 2012
Anonymous asked: I love your curly hair.... what kind is it <3
Anonymous asked: What would you say to someone who tried to judge you for smoking weed?
Anonymous asked: Hey Marf, hows the designing/making going?
Anonymous asked: Is it just me or have you lost weight?
r-osethorn asked: hey! just wanted to ask where you got that skirt/ multipurpose item! it's made cute! :)
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egyptian-chrome replied to your photo
i love that dress/top whatevaaa ;)
lmao, yo it’s a skirt that is magical and multipurposed.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Yes it IS actually that simple.
yourheartsingsmylullaby asked: Honestly, I find it rude that the anons are calling you out for being honest. You are a strong amazing confident beautiful person and you speak your mind. It's refreshing for people to look up to someone that is so confident and supportive. You are not being rude, you are being you and please I beg you, don't ever stop.
Anonymous asked: People who have been down for you forever now know that there are some things that are changing for you. we don't know everything but we know the tiny bits that you put out in cyberspace. I guess we feel like the kids of parents who are having a hard time and now mommy is throwing church shoes at us for no reason. DON'T DO THIS TO US MOMMY!
Anonymous asked: The truth is, people like to be coddled, and you're not about that. You say what you have to say how you want to say it, and people don't like it so they call you rude.
abrasive asked: I DON'T KNOW wtf these fools are bitchin' about. You continue to be an inspiring and hilarious woman that I was lucky enough to find. I would love to blaze a bowl and kick it with you! All the haters are perfectly capable of clicking that "Unfollow" button. But nah, they prefer dedicating time to whine in your ask box about how you've changed without being able to back it...
Anonymous asked: it's not really rude it's more sarcastic.... I too miss the old marf who would just chill and talk about dumb shit but I realize you now have a bigger audience to entertain.
Anonymous asked: I can relate with another anon, personally, you've done an incredible deal for my self esteem, and your blog is genuinely entertaining, and your posts are usually something I stop to read. But lately, I ahve noticed you've become rather.. mean? I'm not sure how to describe it, but for me it's becomming distasteful to continuously keep seeing, especially someone I truly admire...
oh noes another person doesn't like me online?!
Anonymous asked: I used to think I could really relate to you. I mean you've helped me realize that it's okay to be a big woman, and for that I thank you. I have realized however, that you like to be completely rude to people, which I can understand comes from deep rooted self-esteem issues. Come back Marf, we miss YOU.
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mandii-x0x replied to your video: Baby Connor Loves Marfmellow’s “Francine”! this…
Cute but cannot show him that when hes 3 hahahhaha I was watching “francine” and my daughters now swearing ;) lol
awww!! I need to make some francine kids bop.
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so I finally cut out the dyed hair
and now all of my hair is its natural color with no dye.
and now I want to dye it.
OR!
no I want to dye it.
so bad.
and like so many different colors but I’m scared and I probably will just do caramel.
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thereevolution replied to your video: Chris Brown & Rihanna Recording “Birthday Cake”…
it was 3 years ago.. lol .. that’s a long time.
I’m talking about the fact that it’s the FIRST time that they’re starting to interact with each other since the first incident, its crazy and scary to me that they’d make a video like this so soon. I mean shit, I don’t...
Chris Brown & Rihanna Recording “Birthday Cake” [Parody]
Keeping it real, this whole situation is crazy. I know she’s the victim and I’m not saying anything against her or him, I just think it’s crazy to be making videos like this so soon, it’s such a fragile situation.
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Why Voting Is Pointless
IT DOESN”T MATTER Haven’t you noticed that this supposedly liberal socialist president is doing exactly the same things that our christian somewhat conservative president did? We may as well be voting for Popeye and Betty Boop. “Capital” Hill is a puppet show. You are fighting in a burning building. LET IT GO. It isn’t republican vs democrat, it’s all of...
Welcome to Candy Land: Racism. →
thegoddamazon:
dank-potion:
thisgingersnapsback:
we-lie-we-love:
Ok, so here is my theory. There’s black people, and niggers. Black people, are just black people, niggers are the annoying ones. Same with Hispanics and beaners/wetbacks, Asians and chinks, etc. Its not…
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a helpful discussion in terms of women and comedy.
Last night, I was...
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: Chemistry →
bolivian:
Chemistry. It’s that… well, thing. That “I need to see this person again” impulse. Or that “We click” feeling.
You know you have chemistry when it is easy. And the only goal you have for the day is to get back to that person
Symptoms? Rapid heartbeat. Shortness of breath. And sensations of…
yo I swear we had it.
Was Dita Ritz ashy though?